Apne mohalle ke Fanne Khan hain hum
Tapri pe baithe huve Badshah hain hum
Din bhar khayali khurafat hum karein
Salon se shaam ko laapata hain hum
Naapi hain sadke bike pe
Dekhi picturein black mein
Kismat zara puncture magar
Gadi hai phir bhi track pe
Kehne ko lukkhe hum hain lekin
Hoye laakhon sahayak hain humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...
Khulle phatak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...
Kharcha paani kya giney hum
Dosti apni kamaai hai
Kamai hai, kamai hai hai hai...
Yaari aisi ki kya kahein hum
Ek tu hi toh mera bhai hai, re bhai hai
Do pahiyo par triple chale hain
Aadhe laphandar hain, aadhe bhale hain
Panga ho chahe ek ka lekin
Saath bhide hain, aur saath pite hain
Kehne ko saade hum hain lekin
Shauq bhayanak hain humaare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...
Khulle phatak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...
Kisi bhi taale ki chaba bana dein
Kundli ke mangal shani ghuma dein
Hum hain jugad ke bum choo prani
Boti dikha kar bakra bhi laa dein
hi laa dein, hi laa dein...
Kehne ko farzi hum hain lekin
Aaye haaye chand chakachak hain humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...
Khulle phatak hain humare, humare
Chacha vidhayak hain humare...